SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER CODEREDHEAD.NET SPECIAL

Hello my hot little sniffers!

For September and October, you get your PICK of the discount at CODEREDHEAD.NET!

Take 10% off your order (total before shipping), or A FREE PICTURE CD (there are SIX to choose from).

I haven't had an order in a long, long time (major sniffles), so show me some love, and I'll show you a good time :)

I also have auctions running at Ebanned.net, under my ID Glittergirljo - Including my compilation CD for $23 (its $39.99 here).

Don't see something you must have? Email me and let me pick something for you - not everything I own is here, and I totally dig surprising you!

HAPPY WEEKEND!

OSCAR - the NEW PLAYER in the VANPOOL series

Ok, we have a new player in the vanpool line of stories.

OSCAR, as in OSCAR from Sesame Street.

Why OSCAR?

Because she looks like she crawled out of a trash can every day.

This poor lady always has icky greasy hair, and disheveled clothes. I didn't pay much attention honestly until today, but today she really looked like she rolled out of the trash can and onto the van.

She gets on the van, wearing this mid-80's patchwork style button down shirt (do ya'll remember those? Some of them had sheer sleeves back in the day). It was extremely wrinkled.

Here's the kicker though, she turns around to sit down...and there is a big ass rip right down the back..it was a good 5 inches long! Obviously she didn't iron it or she would have seen that massive tear in the middle of the back!!

Thankfully she had a shirt on underneath, or her bare back and/or bra would have been showing (major ewies - she's a big lady!).

I guess the upside is, as unkempt as she is, she doesn't smell! :)