NEAR MISS and CROP DUSTING - Funny but graphic!
Being a girl sucks sometimes. Here's today's story from yours truly!
TODAY I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS.
OMG...How awful. I dunno about you, but the 1st day of my period is kind of anightmare..in addition to cramps and farting, I get to take a nice big 'period dump' as I call it.
Of course...as I sit here at my desk..the farts increase in frequency...then I start getting sh*t cramps. I decide that I should go to another part of the building to take care of business. So I start to walk down the hall..and holy crap, the cramps get so bad I had to"pull over" because I could hardly stand up. While standing there, I "dusted" the area. I get to the bathrooms (there are 2 right there)...WHAT THE @#$@#$? They are BOTH CLOSED! That has NEVER happened! One is temporarily closed, the other one is being stocked by a dude! Horrified, I stood there for a moment, squeezing...I couldnt wait...I almost ran back to the bathroom in my area..I barely made it..so I let loose, while simultaneously flushing to disguise what was happening...PHEW. RELIEF!. The best part, as I was walking out, a gal passed me and went into the stall I had just came out of (she didn't see me walk out of it)..and I hear her say"oh my goodness" as she entered...HA!
How funny is that!
TODAY I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS.
OMG...How awful. I dunno about you, but the 1st day of my period is kind of anightmare..in addition to cramps and farting, I get to take a nice big 'period dump' as I call it.
Of course...as I sit here at my desk..the farts increase in frequency...then I start getting sh*t cramps. I decide that I should go to another part of the building to take care of business. So I start to walk down the hall..and holy crap, the cramps get so bad I had to"pull over" because I could hardly stand up. While standing there, I "dusted" the area. I get to the bathrooms (there are 2 right there)...WHAT THE @#$@#$? They are BOTH CLOSED! That has NEVER happened! One is temporarily closed, the other one is being stocked by a dude! Horrified, I stood there for a moment, squeezing...I couldnt wait...I almost ran back to the bathroom in my area..I barely made it..so I let loose, while simultaneously flushing to disguise what was happening...PHEW. RELIEF!. The best part, as I was walking out, a gal passed me and went into the stall I had just came out of (she didn't see me walk out of it)..and I hear her say"oh my goodness" as she entered...HA!
How funny is that!
posted by "Red" at
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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