World's Shortest Fairytale
I love this, I have to share! I borrowed it from an amazing lady's blog, Mupdit.
World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching,
drank martinis. Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased, did whatever the hellshe wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveled more, had manyboyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, ever cried or yelled, felt and lookedfabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
You can read this awesome chic's blog at this URL: http://jackculdesac.blogspot.com/
World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching,
drank martinis. Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased, did whatever the hellshe wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveled more, had manyboyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, ever cried or yelled, felt and lookedfabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
You can read this awesome chic's blog at this URL: http://jackculdesac.blogspot.com/
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
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