Sometimes I just wanna cry.....or smack someone

...and today is one of those days. My PMS is raging, so things are aggravated to the "n-th" degree.

Lets start wtih the fucking plumber. He's on my shit list. I'm so pissed off I cant even see straight. I am NOT calling him, but boy when I hear from him he's getting an earful. Stupid unappreciative rude mother fucker.

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Yesterday, some dumb bitch at the grocery almost put me over the edge. I HATE grocery shopping to begin with..(along with laundry and dishes)...I had to go because well, I have nuthin' to eat, and I'm cooking mom dinner for Mothers Day (love you mom!). So I'm in line...and of course, the chic in front of me wants to argue about how much the pudding cups cost vs how they actually rang up. She thought they were "10 for $10"....I think she had about 20 packs in her cart. Well no, - she was wrong...it took 3 people including a manager to figure that out..then, it gets better..some were on sale for $1.08, some 2 for $3.00..this stupid cunt could not get it through her head that $1.08 was CHEAPER, even though the cashier explained it to her (she did a great job keeping her patience). So the lady decides after 5 minutes that she doesnt want all of the pudding, only some of it....she couldnt decide if her flavor of choice was gonna be chocolate or butterscotch. @#$@#$!@#$. So finally I think this is resolved...cashier finishes..gives her the total..and I"ll be damned if she didnt ask about the pudding AGAIN! The cashier ended up digging out the rest of the pudding from underneath the counter, explaining the pricing again....and the lady ended up buying all of it....Oh my gawd....you'd think buying the pudding was gonna put her house into foreclosure or something. WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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I also figured out last night that somehow my Coderedhead email ended up on my blocked list - no wonder I wasnt getting any fucking orders....there were TWO in there!!!! @$#!@#$!@#$ Luckily one was from yesterday, but I had to send an email begging the other guy and explaining my life away - hoping he still wants the order. Gawd only knows what other mail I missed, because I am a freak about deleting my sent items and deleted items every few days usually. Someone just shoot me now. But wait!!! There's MORE!

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I'm catsitting THE CHEAT while sis is in Hawaii. Its been 3 days and the furry fucker is already banished to the outdoors. He ate an entire bowl of Gus food instead of his raw chicken...before I could catch him...therefore, he SHIT 3 piles in my living room...on the carpet..No he couldnt fucking do it on the hardwood floors that are easy to clean.....stupid beast.