CHEAP BLOWJOBS
So something insane happened at work recently, and I just have to share!
I work in a building with a couple thousand employees....a complete mixed bag of individuals. Young, old, obese, skinny, deaf, mute, blind, lazy, overachievers....etc. So, about a week ago... a mass email goes out stating that there is a "no solicitation" policy. Of course, the policy was outlined in some detail. I pretty much ignored it - figuring someone was pushing their Avon sales a bit too far or something on their work time. BUT NO!
Are you ready for this?
Apparently a blonde, deaf girl had been dishing out blow jobs for $5 a pop to the higher ups on-site (higher up as in making over $60K a year and in "influential positions") - and the best part, SHE WAS KEEPING TRACK OF ALL OF IT IN AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET ON HER COMPUTER. This all came to light when she was actually CAUGHT GIVING A BJ IN ONE OF THE STAIRWELLS. (frightening because I always take the stairs!)
She got shitcanned - and the dish is what's gonna happen with the spreadsheet - from what I"ve been of the "higher ups", they need to pay for oral sex...LOL. Is that not just crazy!
I swear, the building is its own Melrose Place.
I work in a building with a couple thousand employees....a complete mixed bag of individuals. Young, old, obese, skinny, deaf, mute, blind, lazy, overachievers....etc. So, about a week ago... a mass email goes out stating that there is a "no solicitation" policy. Of course, the policy was outlined in some detail. I pretty much ignored it - figuring someone was pushing their Avon sales a bit too far or something on their work time. BUT NO!
Are you ready for this?
Apparently a blonde, deaf girl had been dishing out blow jobs for $5 a pop to the higher ups on-site (higher up as in making over $60K a year and in "influential positions") - and the best part, SHE WAS KEEPING TRACK OF ALL OF IT IN AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET ON HER COMPUTER. This all came to light when she was actually CAUGHT GIVING A BJ IN ONE OF THE STAIRWELLS. (frightening because I always take the stairs!)
She got shitcanned - and the dish is what's gonna happen with the spreadsheet - from what I"ve been of the "higher ups", they need to pay for oral sex...LOL. Is that not just crazy!
I swear, the building is its own Melrose Place.
2 Comments:
At 4:06 AM, Mackenzie said…
I actually laughed out loud for this one. LMAO!
At 10:35 AM, FetishKitten said…
Rofl...thats priceless...
Makes you wonder how much of this is going on in other offices ;)
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