FUCK VALENTINES DAY!

FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT!

Yeah, I'm one of those jaded people who LOATHE Valentines Day. Even when I had a boyfriend, I still dreaded the blasted day.

Nearly every damned store you walk into is lined with aisles of candy hearts, stuffed animals, and home decor. No store is immune. Its everywhere! From the gas station on the corner, to the grocery, to Target (no offense Target, I love you). Did it ever occur to these outlets that maybe, just maybe, not everybody wants to see a shower of pink and red misery when they're merely trying to get their hands on some aspirin or tampons? When will someone create an ANTI-VALENTINES aisle, complete with sickly scented, fake BLACK roses, moldy candy, and "FUCK YOU, I'm nobody's BOOTY CALL" T-shirts?

All this day does is remind the lonely exactly how LONELY they are, and make them want to spew pea-soup over those that are showered with diamonds and roses. *burp* (Ew, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth). As for the penis bearing humans giving these items, it's simply a Hallmark opportunity to butter up their partner, in hopes of getting some play - something they hope for the other 364 days a year. For some reason though, the flowers and candies and sweet something's seem to weaken the thigh muscles of the ladies, and almost guarantee some hot action, if only for a few fleeting moments. Thank heavens the lingerie he bought for you (that's incidentally meant to fit a fetus) will only be on for about 10 seconds. You can't possibly "do it" when a too-small G-string is cutting the circulation off to your cooter and your boobs are smacking you in the chin from being pushed up so high.

So, to all those that share my distaste for a seriously stupid fucking holiday, here is a site I found to be rather amusing. Enjoy reading the rants of others like us!

http://www.nonpc.org/luv.html