AAAH...fuckin' WINTER!

Good gawd almighty, I hate winter!
Every time I shovel snow, there's more to take it's place!
Last Tuesday, central Ohio practically shut down because of a ridiculously nasty snow and ice storm. At least I got a free day off work because of it!
We had another 3-4 inches last night, and of course, when I woke up today, it was snowing again and you can't even tell where I shoveled last night, or put salt down! It sure would suck to be a mail carrier right now.
Blasted! I'm such the warm weather person - give me 90 degrees and a pool, and I'm the happiest white trash chic in the universe. Anything less is just unacceptable!
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On a less bitchy note, I got this crazy ass idea to create another website - a site to sell the buttons that my sister and I design. I'm guessing its to satisfy my endless need to be creative, as well as deal with the eternal boredom that is associated with being a social retard. Anyhoo, the domain has been registered, DIRTYMOTHERCLUCKER.com. Is that not a hoot? I'm gonna have a "CLUCKER CLUB" (a yahoo group I think), and who knows what else..maybe a page for buyers to send pics of themselves displaying their use of the buttons they purchase. Look out, I'm gonna make my million like this! (ha ha, just kidding - then again, whoever thought the pet rock would be so popular!). The best part is how the name came about.....gotta love those weird fleeting moments of inspiration, when you just know what you have to do...
See, there's this chic at work that makes everybody CRAZY. She talks and talks and talks and talks, and no one even responds! She used to have a partner in blab, but thankfully someone gave that chic a job in another department so she left. WE thought all would be quiet in cubeland, but not so!!! She just starting talking the gal next to her (and making her batty!). We nicknamed "chatty" - THE HEN. Before her partner in mindless, boring banter relocated, we called them THE HEN HOUSE (of course they didnt know that). Gobble Gobble Gobble, on and on and on..about NOTHING interesting. WE never have to look up the weather, because she's our own personal meterologist, as well as our own verbal TV Guide. So...out of super annoying HEN's, comes the inspiration for a website...

1 Comments:
At 1:10 PM, Anonymous said…
Hee Hee ... You guy's in the states live in small houses... Looks nice though.
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