MAJOR CRISIS

I just discovered I AM OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

How in the hell did this happen!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tastes like Chicken? I don't think so!

WWWAaaah..what a gawd awful week. TWO doctor's appts, and another test. First appt, the cooch doctor - all OK there as I suspected. So girl parts are eliminated as being a source of my continual anguish. Second appt - with the surgeon. HOW FUCKING UNPREPARED! I am so mad! I spent $20 on a copay, for a doctors office that didnt have my slides from my previous 3 tests. ( I needed that $20 thank you very much, my bank account was $-2.18 by Thursday) Please tell me how you are going to recommend surgery or anything else when you havent viewed anything WITH YOUR OWN TWO EYES! The medical professional is a complete fucking joke.

Regardless, I did like the doc himself...BUT STILL! GRRRRR!!!! So Friday I had another test done, because based on our conversation (since no slides were available), the gall bladder has been "moved to the back burner". I had a barium swallow. GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN THAT SHIT TASTES TERRIBLE! I almost THREW UP! I had to drink it in 3 different consistencies. At least it got better each time. Then I had to drink this stuff that tasted like lemonheads..and it had carbon dioxide crystals in it. If you dont swallow it right away, it will come out your nose and make a huge mess, in addition to being really unpleasant. I couldnt get it all down, but thankfully it did go down. After the test, the radiologist asked me if I wanted to look at the slides. HELL YEAH! It was so cool!!! She explained everything, including which ones were right after I drank stuff, etc. All in all, its looking like my stomach might be the problem. She think I have some "gastritis - if untreated it can lead to stomach cancer. I have to say, the part of my stomach she was pointing too looked really icky when she said that. Blah. In January I get to have a scope put down my throat - yahoo (but sedation is kinda cool). I'm sure that will confirm if this has been the problem all along. IF it is, then I'm glad I've persevered - I dont want cancer! Note to self: Barium does not taste like chicken..which leaves me to this lighthearted blurb....

I was at the thrift store last weekend - there was this wonderfully trashy little family there. They had a son, about 6-8 years old I'd guess. He came up to his mom with a handful of shirts to try on...the one in front, the only one I could see read "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN"....LOL. What does a mom say to her little kid when the shirt he's picked up refers TO PUSSY? I really wanted to say "if that doesnt fit your son, can I have it?"

I had a horrible dream last night. I'm sure it stemmed from being buried at work this week, doing 3 people's jobs. I dreamed I was let go. It upset me so much that when I woke up, I couldnt go back to sleep. I LOVE my job (yeah, I bitch some times, but mostly about the morons I run into). It was bizarre. My lead made me go with her to fire several people, and then she got fired, and then I did. I said "but how can this be? I have all these emails from my customers and my boss about what a good job I've done?" T hey didnt want to hear it. Everyone was crying. Then I got pissed because they kept the stupid bitch in my section that's milked the #!@# for 20 years not doing a damned thing! I worried how I was going to pay my bills, and if I'd lose my house...it was just dreadful :( I"m still upset as I sit here, even though it was just a dream!

Well, I best go, mom will be here soon - we're chowing at Red Lobster for lunch..MMM.

In the meantime, this game is seriously FUN! You'll end up playing it for much longer than you planned:

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It just kinda figures....holiday baking!

Hello everybody!

Hmm...you know what sucks? When you wanna bake some cookies and every recipe you look up, you're missing ONE KEY INGREDIENT! Dang! So I'm off to the store soon for some evaporated milk...Peanut Butter No-Bakes on the way! YUMMY!

Looks like somebody (or bodies) nominated me for several categories in the 2006 Golden Panty Awards. That makes me giddy! I dont even know what Ive been nominated for, I just know I need to put together a profile for the nomination page pretty quick like. Thanks in advance to whomever qualifies as the guilty party-parties :)-

Right now, Dreamhost CAN BITE ME. I found out recently that I havent been receiving the bulk of my emails at red@coderedhead.net. What a nightmare this has caused. I left a wonderful man negative feedback when I thought he just didnt want to pay me for an auction - then it almost happened again with another buyer! Thankfully, both have been extremely understanding and nice about the whole thing - and I was able to have the mistaken feedback removed (Thanks Marie). I reported this to Dreamhost 2 days ago. Is it fucking fixed? NO. T his is the 1st time I've ever had crappy support from them. Right now I"m so pissed off I can't even see straight. You'd think that when you tell them you're losing business and customers cant contact you, that it might be an important issue. Apparently not to them!

I have my appt with the surgeon on 12/12 - we'll see if my gallbladder is truly the culprit, and if there will be more tests needed and if not, when this sucker is getting sucked out through a straw. I've been feeling relatively human the past 2 weeks or so, which is of course, good. So I'll probably put off any procedures until after the new year. I dont want my family babysitting me or feeding me chicken broth at xmas.

Speaking of xmas, do you BELIEVE THE FUCKING IN LAWS ARE COMING? THEY FUCKING INVITED THEMSELVES...AGAIN. This shit's gotta stop. We sacrifice my sister for Thanksgiving every year now, in order to have her at xmas, and the in laws insist on getting both holidays? This shit is enough to make me NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED. Oh wait, already dont ever want to tie the knot. I feel so bad for sis, she's stuck in the middle every year and it causes big tensions with the hubby, understandably. It turns the holidays into something you truly dread. Not enjoyable in the least. I'm glad I'm not taking any time off work - because if I had, I'd be spending it with people that are even crazier than my own gene pool. UGH.