HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

YEY! Tis one of the most fun days of the year!

I sure do work with a bunch of fuddy duddys. I didnt put much of a costume together, figured a naughty nurse in white PVC might not be a good idea - so I used what I already had, and went as a goth/rocker chic - My black cleopatra wig lasted about 2 hours, and it had to go - damn thing was making my head itch like a mother fucker. I whipped out some billy bob teeth (he he) and asked a few guys if they wanted to make out with me..what? No takers? :)

Regardless, I still had fun being goofy, which is my natural self. Lifes too short to be serious all of the time!

One of the things I enjoyed most this year was receiving multiple emails of pets in costume. Feel sorry for the little babies, but damn they look adorable. Funny, have you ever noticed how DOGS are the only shits that will sit still for a picture? Cats dont want anything to do with a silly costume - they're too cool for that sort of thing - nearly every cat that did manage to end up in a photo is being held in place by an owner, one who was sure to end up with several new scratches by nights end. Nevertheless, enjoy the pics!

http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&aq=halloween%20pet%20photos&ie=UTF-8&rls=GWYA,GWYA:2005-12,GWYA:en&q=halloween+pet+photos&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

How SINFUL are you?

Find out at this URL!

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/

Dang, this is crazy (well, I agree with the lust part, LOL)!

***Your Deadly Sins***
Sloth: 60%
Lust: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.

Weekend blahhssss

This weekend should have been fun, but what a bust :(

I look forward to Halloween every year - well, because my friends are lame-o's and dont want to dress up, I hardly ever get to truly celebrate - so since Sis moved back, I now have someone who shares my love of all things zombie and scary! BUT! DAMNIT! They went to Nola for Halloween this year...I dont blame them at all, and had I wanted to use 4 vacation days to go, I would have and could have. So darn it, while they're down there in a 4 day drunken stupor, I'm stuck in cold, rainy windy Ohio B O R E D. Its my own fault I guess, I'm in a general funk (damn PMS), and have had a migraine for 2 days now. I dont even feel like doing the laundry, but I guess I have to since I'm almost out of clean WIFEBEATERS (a crisis situation to say the least).

Guess my love of costumes will have be put to good use on Ebanned, at least for another year - and thanks to a very nice, hot construction worker, I'm getting my hands on some nice naughty costumes and some fun wigs! And I definitely wont need to shop for a costume next year if I actually get to go somewhere...Nurse, Wonder Woman, cop - I've got pretty much all the hot fetishes covered!

Well, its about time for some NASCAR (go #48...MROWL), so I'm off to the couch.

Much love....

Crappy ass week and a stupid bitch

Hey all.

Wow, what a week. Is it Friday yet? I'm talking about work of course. Yesterday felt like Monday. Everything went wrong - I knew it was gonna be "wanna those days" when I turned on my computer, and my MS Office wouldn't work . For heavens sakes. Then I'm on hold with the PC peeps for 20 minutes, and when they finally connect me, I'm watching some dipshit click his way around my desktop for another 30 minutes - I knew the entire time what he was doing was pointless (pretty sad when the accountant knows more than the PC dude)...nevertheless, I sat there with my 1970's phone hurting my ear and watched. It was painful. Of course, he couldnt fix it (did you see that coming?) - and someone had to call me back. Ugh. The PC gremlins were out. The gal next to me (a good friend) ran into another problem, and lost a days work because of it - kinda funny though, after it was fixed 8 hours later, we found out it all started because a certain "someone" was in the Access tables and they shouldnt have been, and they fucked up the database! UGH!!! Then our cubemate discovered he couldnt use a program - the main one he needs for his job - but, are you ready for this? IT'S DOS BASED. Yes, DOS. Will someone please tell me what year it is? I think I'm confused!

So today, I decided it would be a better day. Well, at 130 that went out the window when some CUNT from another site called in bitching about someone I had done...and so on and so forth. It was ugly. Well, turns out - the bitch was WRONG!!! She must be smoking crack!!!! I printed off all the evidence, gave it to my lead, and told her that lady needs to shut the fuck up, and I dont know what she's talking about. Turns out, this gal doesnt know what the word "work" means, and never has - she's more interested in using work as a dating service! So, that was all well enough, I had the backup to shut her up - or so I thought - my boss called her to explain what was going on and tell her nicely that she was mistaken, and she kept going on and on!!! ABOUT ME! AND I AM RIGHT!!!! She completely doesnt understand....and doesnt want to! She kept cursing, and saying she was going to go straight to the top - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT YOU NITWIT, make yourself look like a dumbass in front of senior management - because that's what's going on!!! I'm just so livid because she's saying shit to other people that I did something wrong - WHEN I DIDNT! It's right there in black and white in FRONT OF HER BRAINLESS ASS!!! Shut the fuck up you stupid slut! Its pretty sad when I've worked there for 6 months and know more than someone tha'ts been there for years and years...It took everything I had not to call her and demand an apology - and tell her to be more professional and stop running her mouth about me and something she doesnt understand! HOwever, I knew it would be pointless - because she is obviously unreasonable in addition to being a moron. And, I know that the proof is on the papers I provided, so I have nothing to worry about. But really! Why would she (or anyone else) think its OK to accuse someone of making a mistake!!! Even after we showed you the backup!!!! OMG, I'm getting all pissy all over again. That bitch better not relocate to my site. The only saving grace would be its easy to avoid someone in a building of thousands.

Ugh. Speaking of brainless, time to go watch Americas Next Top Model. What an unimpressive selection of chics this time. I think they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. And I'm so glad I'm not 20 again. What a nightmare. Did I act like that when I was that age? I sure hope not! Ugh!

Miscellaneous ramblings of a redhead...

Wow..looks like this blog is gonna be moving to the forefront of the web world. Not gonna spill the beans just yet though! Also means I need to make more flippin' entries then, huh!

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...and because I hinted at something sinister a few entries ago - its time to talk since the auction is over. Some little #!#$!@# had her panties all up in a bunch over it, and it was a treat! Will I pay $1000 for a pair of panties? Nope, but neither would any of the other bidders - ya see, it was all a set-up - all of us, maybe 5 or so, wanted to make a point - that we're tired of FAKE HOOTERS BITCHES. We all agreed to bid our fun little faux auction up to $2000 to make that point - and we all split the fees :) Ha!

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Hmmm...what's next to talk about. I think I'm going to apply to the HGTV show, "Save my Bath!" - I have a full bath downstairs in the basement. My basement is absolutely awesome, thanks to a remodel done by one of my biggest fans - but, on the other side of the fabulous - is the laundry room - and the disaster that is my 2nd bath. Ya see, 2 winters ago, the pipes froze and burst - I was actually thinking of starting the project prior to that, but when that happened, I knew I couldnt even afford the plumbing fix, let alone the other necessary changes (new toilet, sink, shower). When I moved in, the previous owners had used the non-functional, gross tile shower...to house THE CATS LITTER BOX! I'm not even sure it ever worked! All I want is a pretty, new shower, toilet, sink...and plumbing that works - I can decorate like a mother fucker! I don't even have parties in my rec-room because folks would have to come upstairs to use the potty, and I dont want people stumbling up and down the steps and maybe getting hurt :( So, the bathroom needs help, and I need someone to SAVE MY BATH!

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Ugh. Today I have to mow the lawn...its frickin freezing outside. I think its barely 40 - and its oh so windy! But its rained nearly every day this week, and its gonna be pretty crappy this week too - I gotta git r done when I can! Hopefully this will be the last cut of the season..Oh how I despise winter - I certainly didnt get my fill of sunshine and swimming pools! Where did the months go? Days like today I wish I lived in a permanent warmer climate..like KEY WEST!

Oh, poor Kitty!!!!

Oh poor SWEETS!

Bad idea - super long haired OUTSIDE kitten. But that's where she wants to be! If she comes in the house, she freaks out because of Gus the Crack Kitten and runs and hides or bolts for the door! Drawback - constant knots of hair...dirty kitten...and the occasional lost battle with BURS. You see where I'm going..SWEETS gone for a day. SWEETS comes home. As SWEETS is eating, I wonder "where the heck is her tail?" I go outside...try to lift up her tail - only to discover its a ratted mess, stuck to her underside because of BURS...I pick her up..there are BURS all over her underside..legs..simply DREADFUL! I try to pull some out, she GROWLS at me! (she's NEVER done that - she is called SWEETS for a reason!). I freak out - call every groomer in town - no one will take her - it is after all, a Saturday and nobody wants to do the lady a favor.

Call mom to the rescue. Hours later, mom came over - held her down while I went to work with scissors and a comb - it was the grossest thing I'd ever done - because her tail was matted to her underside, there was nowhere for her...umm.."waste" to go but right into her fur. Almost vomited. Cried because I thought I was hurting her as I tried to clean her up. SUCCESS! Mom and I manage to free her tail - and make a message of the kitchen at the same time. An hour later, we'd done all we could do.

Call the groomer Monday and make an appt for them to finish the job. $170 later (exam, shot updates, flea treatment, grooming), I have one crazy looking CLEAN cat!!! She's so adorable!!! Funny, I let her out of her carrier and she walked around all funny, like "where in the hell is my hair?"

I now have me a little lion as a pet! ("before" pic wont upload for some reason!)

PS - if anyone wants to donate toward the vet/groomer bill, let me know! I wasnt quite ready for a $170 hit the wallet :(

It's so hard.....

...to keep my mouth shut...its hilarious and oh-so-entertaining to watch bored, bratty little bitches get their panties all up in a bunch :) Being evil can be oh so heavenly...

Not my finer moment...

So, I havent felt like having a good playtime session for about a week now.

I'm cleaning my room, and there she is - my glittery purple vibe (Miss P), glancing up at me from my nightstand...as if to say "what's wrong darlin', don't I do it for you anymore?" "I'm lonely here, its been way too long since we've been together". I'm guilted, so I pick her up, twist her top - and damn her, there's barely a hint of vibration - her batteries are done for...I went to the utility drawer, hoping to see some AA batteries (something a single girl should never be without) - DRAT!

I had put them in my Swiffer Wet Jet earlier today when I mopped the floor. BUT~!! AH HA! I am not defeated.

Yes, I quickly stole 2 AA batteries from Mr Swiffer so I could take care of my "business." - Mission accomplished! Floor is shiny clean, Miss P gets some atttention, and my love monster is happy :)

Have you ever stolen batteries from something in a pinch, to satisfy your sexual urges? Please tell me I'm not the only one!! Ha!