OMG..after 2 years...

I'M GONNA GET LAID, I'M GONNA GET LAID!!

He's on his way here now...I'm so nervous...My heart is pounding out of my chest...I'm so nervous....I've never had a one night stand...ever...OMG..I think I'm gonna die!!!

Time to relax after a tough one...

Man, this was one of the longest weeks ever.

I've been nothing but a raging bitch! I think since I had no PMS last month, that it doubled up on me this month. Its awful. Everything nearly puts me over the edge. Sometimes I want to cry, but not this month. This month I want to strangle people! I think I encountered more bitches, jackasses and rudeness than ever before - oh wait, that's probably the PMS exaggerating things.

I couldn't sleep worth a shit, and I had crazy ass dreams. At work I'm suddenly being called "the expert" in our section (funny, since I've only been doing this job since June). So everybody and his brother was at my cube asking me questions - my workload was already increased because 2 members of our team were on vacation - and you have one pissy girl ready to pop. I realize its a good thing that I seem to know so much, but in this case, it becomes a bad thing. Just go away and let me do my job people! Guess having an office tucked back in the corner doesnt keep people from finding my ass. UGH.

Well, I've hit a brain block and cant think of anything else to say right now, so I guess this is it my friend, until next time.

You've got to be fucking JOKING!

It hasnt rained for weeks....This morning I finally decided to wash my grossly dirty ass car. Guess what? Out of fucking nowhere, the sky turns all dark, now its thundering and sprinkling rain! I swear, this big ass dark cloud has been following me for weeks! Go away already! GEESH!

(this is making me doubly pissy because I hardly ever wash my car by hand because I loathe doing it - I normally do the drive thru thing!)

Ever feel like you just can't catch a break?