Tastes like Chicken? I don't think so!
WWWAaaah..what a gawd awful week. TWO doctor's appts, and another test. First appt, the cooch doctor - all OK there as I suspected. So girl parts are eliminated as being a source of my continual anguish. Second appt - with the surgeon. HOW FUCKING UNPREPARED! I am so mad! I spent $20 on a copay, for a doctors office that didnt have my slides from my previous 3 tests. ( I needed that $20 thank you very much, my bank account was $-2.18 by Thursday) Please tell me how you are going to recommend surgery or anything else when you havent viewed anything WITH YOUR OWN TWO EYES! The medical professional is a complete fucking joke.
Regardless, I did like the doc himself...BUT STILL! GRRRRR!!!! So Friday I had another test done, because based on our conversation (since no slides were available), the gall bladder has been "moved to the back burner". I had a barium swallow. GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN THAT SHIT TASTES TERRIBLE! I almost THREW UP! I had to drink it in 3 different consistencies. At least it got better each time. Then I had to drink this stuff that tasted like lemonheads..and it had carbon dioxide crystals in it. If you dont swallow it right away, it will come out your nose and make a huge mess, in addition to being really unpleasant. I couldnt get it all down, but thankfully it did go down. After the test, the radiologist asked me if I wanted to look at the slides. HELL YEAH! It was so cool!!! She explained everything, including which ones were right after I drank stuff, etc. All in all, its looking like my stomach might be the problem. She think I have some "gastritis - if untreated it can lead to stomach cancer. I have to say, the part of my stomach she was pointing too looked really icky when she said that. Blah. In January I get to have a scope put down my throat - yahoo (but sedation is kinda cool). I'm sure that will confirm if this has been the problem all along. IF it is, then I'm glad I've persevered - I dont want cancer! Note to self: Barium does not taste like chicken..which leaves me to this lighthearted blurb....
I was at the thrift store last weekend - there was this wonderfully trashy little family there. They had a son, about 6-8 years old I'd guess. He came up to his mom with a handful of shirts to try on...the one in front, the only one I could see read "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN"....LOL. What does a mom say to her little kid when the shirt he's picked up refers TO PUSSY? I really wanted to say "if that doesnt fit your son, can I have it?"
I had a horrible dream last night. I'm sure it stemmed from being buried at work this week, doing 3 people's jobs. I dreamed I was let go. It upset me so much that when I woke up, I couldnt go back to sleep. I LOVE my job (yeah, I bitch some times, but mostly about the morons I run into). It was bizarre. My lead made me go with her to fire several people, and then she got fired, and then I did. I said "but how can this be? I have all these emails from my customers and my boss about what a good job I've done?" T hey didnt want to hear it. Everyone was crying. Then I got pissed because they kept the stupid bitch in my section that's milked the #!@# for 20 years not doing a damned thing! I worried how I was going to pay my bills, and if I'd lose my house...it was just dreadful :( I"m still upset as I sit here, even though it was just a dream!
Well, I best go, mom will be here soon - we're chowing at Red Lobster for lunch..MMM.
In the meantime, this game is seriously FUN! You'll end up playing it for much longer than you planned:
http://2003.crazysleigh.com/play.php?sid=
Regardless, I did like the doc himself...BUT STILL! GRRRRR!!!! So Friday I had another test done, because based on our conversation (since no slides were available), the gall bladder has been "moved to the back burner". I had a barium swallow. GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN THAT SHIT TASTES TERRIBLE! I almost THREW UP! I had to drink it in 3 different consistencies. At least it got better each time. Then I had to drink this stuff that tasted like lemonheads..and it had carbon dioxide crystals in it. If you dont swallow it right away, it will come out your nose and make a huge mess, in addition to being really unpleasant. I couldnt get it all down, but thankfully it did go down. After the test, the radiologist asked me if I wanted to look at the slides. HELL YEAH! It was so cool!!! She explained everything, including which ones were right after I drank stuff, etc. All in all, its looking like my stomach might be the problem. She think I have some "gastritis - if untreated it can lead to stomach cancer. I have to say, the part of my stomach she was pointing too looked really icky when she said that. Blah. In January I get to have a scope put down my throat - yahoo (but sedation is kinda cool). I'm sure that will confirm if this has been the problem all along. IF it is, then I'm glad I've persevered - I dont want cancer! Note to self: Barium does not taste like chicken..which leaves me to this lighthearted blurb....
I was at the thrift store last weekend - there was this wonderfully trashy little family there. They had a son, about 6-8 years old I'd guess. He came up to his mom with a handful of shirts to try on...the one in front, the only one I could see read "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN"....LOL. What does a mom say to her little kid when the shirt he's picked up refers TO PUSSY? I really wanted to say "if that doesnt fit your son, can I have it?"
I had a horrible dream last night. I'm sure it stemmed from being buried at work this week, doing 3 people's jobs. I dreamed I was let go. It upset me so much that when I woke up, I couldnt go back to sleep. I LOVE my job (yeah, I bitch some times, but mostly about the morons I run into). It was bizarre. My lead made me go with her to fire several people, and then she got fired, and then I did. I said "but how can this be? I have all these emails from my customers and my boss about what a good job I've done?" T hey didnt want to hear it. Everyone was crying. Then I got pissed because they kept the stupid bitch in my section that's milked the #!@# for 20 years not doing a damned thing! I worried how I was going to pay my bills, and if I'd lose my house...it was just dreadful :( I"m still upset as I sit here, even though it was just a dream!
Well, I best go, mom will be here soon - we're chowing at Red Lobster for lunch..MMM.
In the meantime, this game is seriously FUN! You'll end up playing it for much longer than you planned:
http://2003.crazysleigh.com/play.php?sid=
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