Bad Boob Job....make that HORRIBLE Boob Job!

Today boys and girls, I want to tell you about one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen. Even though these boobs are AWFUL to the "n"th degree, I keep looking at her because she has a hot snatch and SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. I try to block them out of the picture using the awesome power of the human mind, but they're impossible to ignore. THEY'RE GIGANTIC.

This girl was one of the hottest ladies I'd ever laid eyes on. Bedroom eyes, beautiful silky hair, rockin' body, perky little boobies, super hot photos. Well one day, she reappears with "THEM." (I really should make a horror movie about them, they warrant it). I was shocked. I thought well, maybe they're still swollen.. they're not. They are like cantelopes stuck onto her chest...truly. They're too big for her teeny little frame - and they honestly look like they're going to explode and put someone's eye out - or even render them unconscious. They look like you could stick a pin in them, and they'd pop like overfilled balloons. I'd be afraid to touch them because of the possible physical risks involved!

No, I'm not going to tell you who it is - It's not nice, and its just my opinion. All that matters is that she likes them and her man likes them. Cant say I know what its like to long for bigger love pillows, since I've always had an overabundance myself. But why would you turn yourself into what looks like a cartoon character? Girl, I"d be booking myself an appt with a new surgeon. You could have spent your thousands much better elsewhere.

This site is full of bad celebrity boob jobs - geesh, you'd think that with all their loot they could at least get a decent RACK!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Enjoy!