Not my finer moment...

So, I havent felt like having a good playtime session for about a week now.

I'm cleaning my room, and there she is - my glittery purple vibe (Miss P), glancing up at me from my nightstand...as if to say "what's wrong darlin', don't I do it for you anymore?" "I'm lonely here, its been way too long since we've been together". I'm guilted, so I pick her up, twist her top - and damn her, there's barely a hint of vibration - her batteries are done for...I went to the utility drawer, hoping to see some AA batteries (something a single girl should never be without) - DRAT!

I had put them in my Swiffer Wet Jet earlier today when I mopped the floor. BUT~!! AH HA! I am not defeated.

Yes, I quickly stole 2 AA batteries from Mr Swiffer so I could take care of my "business." - Mission accomplished! Floor is shiny clean, Miss P gets some atttention, and my love monster is happy :)

Have you ever stolen batteries from something in a pinch, to satisfy your sexual urges? Please tell me I'm not the only one!! Ha!