"RED'S DAILY INSANITY"

Monday, June 05, 2006

I am horrible and evil!

Why? Because I just slaughtered a cute, little innocent froggie with the lawnmower.

I saw him when I was picking up twigs, and tried to nudge him out of the way but he just sat there. He was so big and juicy!

I kept looking for him when I started mowing, and I didnt see him. Next thing I know, the mower makes that dreaded noise it makes when you run over something (usually cat shit), and there it was, a pile of slimy goo :( I swear, I didn't see him! I dont know if he changed colors or something - I cant believe the loud noise didnt run him right into the neighbors water feature (where I think he lives..errr..I mean lived).

I'm so sorry Mr Froggy :(

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