Oh my head, my back, my brain....my PMS!
All I can say today is thank the good lord above for the gift of BUBBLE BATHS.
I hurt from head to toe. I've been fighting a migraine all day, my shoulders ache for whatever reason, my butt hurts from being bent over in the flower bed pulling bushes out yesterday..and oh yeah, there is pure ice running through my veins due to the female scourge known as PMS!
I've been eating like a big giant cow for a week now - and of course, I dont feel like exercising and I really just want to sleep all of the time. I made myself go to the park and take a mile walk earlier tonight, so I'd at least not feel like a complete slug. I was having a nice quiet moment by the water with the ducks when of course, out of the brush comes the white trash family from hell - their spawn of satan children started throwing big rocks into the water, while of course, dad yells "god damnit I told you to stop it!" End of zen moment - time to leave before I threw the kid in the water myself. Little fucker.
I came back and sat on the porch in my rocking chair (I'm preparing for old age), and I let Gus come out and chew on some grass (I think his one medication upsets his wittlekitten tummy).
Why does my crush at work have to be so flipping hot and so married? I saw him today and my gawd he has a juicy ass that is just begging to be pinched by me! It is pure hell on earth I'm telling you. Life is NOT fair!
I hurt from head to toe. I've been fighting a migraine all day, my shoulders ache for whatever reason, my butt hurts from being bent over in the flower bed pulling bushes out yesterday..and oh yeah, there is pure ice running through my veins due to the female scourge known as PMS!
I've been eating like a big giant cow for a week now - and of course, I dont feel like exercising and I really just want to sleep all of the time. I made myself go to the park and take a mile walk earlier tonight, so I'd at least not feel like a complete slug. I was having a nice quiet moment by the water with the ducks when of course, out of the brush comes the white trash family from hell - their spawn of satan children started throwing big rocks into the water, while of course, dad yells "god damnit I told you to stop it!" End of zen moment - time to leave before I threw the kid in the water myself. Little fucker.
I came back and sat on the porch in my rocking chair (I'm preparing for old age), and I let Gus come out and chew on some grass (I think his one medication upsets his wittlekitten tummy).
Why does my crush at work have to be so flipping hot and so married? I saw him today and my gawd he has a juicy ass that is just begging to be pinched by me! It is pure hell on earth I'm telling you. Life is NOT fair!
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