A good ass kickin'....

I do believe I had my ass kicked by an elliptical machine earlier today.

I could only stay on the darned thing for 10 minutes, then I had to downgrade to a plain old treadmill. Good lord, who designs these machines? They're definitely doing their job!

My legs are all wobbly, and something tells me I might fall flat on my face when I try to get out of bed in the morning.

Alas, its all in the name of trying to regain my hotness, lost years ago because of a boyfriend that lured me away from the gym, and to ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS instead. Curse him!

I'm off to bed. I cant stay awake another moment!