When life hands you lemons....
.....sometimes you get an entire 5 lb bag!!!!
First off, let me apologize for not "blogging" more lately. I've been "blogging" at my paysite regularly, babesinpantyland.com, instead of here - I'm sorry for that :( Its just really hard to keep 2 blogs going at one time - I honestly feel like I have more of an "obligation" to post there, instead of here - after all, members are paying for me, whereas my life story is free on coderedhead. Gotta keep the paying boys happy, right? Plus, no one has complained to me about my lack of posts here, so I'm guessing its no big deal to ya'll. However, I am going to make a sincere effort to perhaps alternate posts between both blogs, to be fair to everyone!
So, back to the lemons thing..my poor sister! Life has been rough, that is no doubt. Well, tonight mom suckered her into the work christmas party - that truly takes some schmoozing...work is a bunch of spinster, fuddy duddy school teachers, priests and nuns, who only serve cheap wine and beer, and don't know how to have a real conversation. So sister was totally taking one for the team, 'cause as usual, my dad doesnt feel well enough to leave the house. Well, as mom and sis were walking down my front steps...BAM..sis falls flat on her knees, on the cement...totally busting her ass! It happened so fast! Mom didnt even see it..mom said she at the bottom of the steps and next thing she knows, my sister's head is by her feet....ha..sorry, thats a funny picture..anyhoo - half in tears, my sister stomps in the house..her bare knees bleeding and already bruised!!!! She's like "its just my fucking luck!!!!!!" The funny thing is, we were all joking 5 minutes prior how she was hoping there was some stiff liquor in the house so she could do a few shots before she went to help her through the ordeal....then she falls down the steps and mom says "are you sure you didnt find anything to drink?" Ha! She had to change her clothes and everything (the sidewalk was wet too).....and to top it all off, I didnt havef any bandaids except for the super tiny ones that are always left in the box because they give you like 500 of them....
First off, let me apologize for not "blogging" more lately. I've been "blogging" at my paysite regularly, babesinpantyland.com, instead of here - I'm sorry for that :( Its just really hard to keep 2 blogs going at one time - I honestly feel like I have more of an "obligation" to post there, instead of here - after all, members are paying for me, whereas my life story is free on coderedhead. Gotta keep the paying boys happy, right? Plus, no one has complained to me about my lack of posts here, so I'm guessing its no big deal to ya'll. However, I am going to make a sincere effort to perhaps alternate posts between both blogs, to be fair to everyone!
So, back to the lemons thing..my poor sister! Life has been rough, that is no doubt. Well, tonight mom suckered her into the work christmas party - that truly takes some schmoozing...work is a bunch of spinster, fuddy duddy school teachers, priests and nuns, who only serve cheap wine and beer, and don't know how to have a real conversation. So sister was totally taking one for the team, 'cause as usual, my dad doesnt feel well enough to leave the house. Well, as mom and sis were walking down my front steps...BAM..sis falls flat on her knees, on the cement...totally busting her ass! It happened so fast! Mom didnt even see it..mom said she at the bottom of the steps and next thing she knows, my sister's head is by her feet....ha..sorry, thats a funny picture..anyhoo - half in tears, my sister stomps in the house..her bare knees bleeding and already bruised!!!! She's like "its just my fucking luck!!!!!!" The funny thing is, we were all joking 5 minutes prior how she was hoping there was some stiff liquor in the house so she could do a few shots before she went to help her through the ordeal....then she falls down the steps and mom says "are you sure you didnt find anything to drink?" Ha! She had to change her clothes and everything (the sidewalk was wet too).....and to top it all off, I didnt havef any bandaids except for the super tiny ones that are always left in the box because they give you like 500 of them....
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