Stop the Insanity! (that is CATS!)
OMG..I am about to pee my pants!
This is INSANE! So, some of you know that my sister and her hubby and 2 cats have moved in with me since they evacuated New Orleans.
Its been going great! I love having them - the source our stress? THE CATS!!!! I'm telling you, the little bastards are insane!
I have (3) cats, one outdoor (Sweetie Pie), one indoor (Gus), one that does both (Bunny Boo). Her cats are both (PoBoy and Pickle). Well, let's see. First, Poboy is on a special diet - see, he has major intestinal issues - he only has about 10% of the intestines he should - he has major crap problems and can only eat raw chicken mixed with some special powder. So, in order to feed all of them, they have to be segregated - Poboy can't eat the regular food or he'll crap everywhere! And he's not afraid to climb and jump and claw to get into something he's not supposed to eat! UGH! So that in itself causes "musical cats" - you have to know where he is at all times!
Now Pickle, will chew through bags of bread to get at it - so the bread is now on top of the oven or in the 'frig.
Gus can't leave a glass of water, can of pop, etc. alone..if you leave it within his reach, and he finds it, he'll knock it over just for the hell of it. Found out by sis the hard way of course. I have to put his water in a heavy ceramic dish or he'll knock it over in its entirety as well!
Pickle hides in weird places - I accidentally shut her in the kitchen cabinet (2x now)- how she even got in there I dont know, but she did. I heard this crazy scratching and followed the noise to the corner cabinet in the kitchen..open it up, there she is!
Bunny is such a pussy anyways - she just runs and hides wherever she can.
Poboy is loud as hell. He's always been vocal, but good lord! (he fell off a balcony in Nola when he was a kitten and we think he's brain damaged) Both sis and I were ready to duct tape his trap shut yesterday! OH, and he's already ripped off half of the cat door from the kitchen to the garage where the litter boxes are!
Oh, and Pickle desperately wants in the basement - she keeps pawing at the door, claws out of course, trying to get in there....and making that wierd ass Star Wars "ton ton" noise she makes!
Oh and yesterday Gus felt it was necessary to climb the fishing net on the wall in the computer room - more than once...and hang from it until I busted him!
Of course, there's the typical 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT A RE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" from my cats to hers...hissing, growling, fighting for laps...Gus didnt eat for 2 days - finally I put some salmon juice on his food and he ate!
UGH...this is so nuts!!!
This is INSANE! So, some of you know that my sister and her hubby and 2 cats have moved in with me since they evacuated New Orleans.
Its been going great! I love having them - the source our stress? THE CATS!!!! I'm telling you, the little bastards are insane!
I have (3) cats, one outdoor (Sweetie Pie), one indoor (Gus), one that does both (Bunny Boo). Her cats are both (PoBoy and Pickle). Well, let's see. First, Poboy is on a special diet - see, he has major intestinal issues - he only has about 10% of the intestines he should - he has major crap problems and can only eat raw chicken mixed with some special powder. So, in order to feed all of them, they have to be segregated - Poboy can't eat the regular food or he'll crap everywhere! And he's not afraid to climb and jump and claw to get into something he's not supposed to eat! UGH! So that in itself causes "musical cats" - you have to know where he is at all times!
Now Pickle, will chew through bags of bread to get at it - so the bread is now on top of the oven or in the 'frig.
Gus can't leave a glass of water, can of pop, etc. alone..if you leave it within his reach, and he finds it, he'll knock it over just for the hell of it. Found out by sis the hard way of course. I have to put his water in a heavy ceramic dish or he'll knock it over in its entirety as well!
Pickle hides in weird places - I accidentally shut her in the kitchen cabinet (2x now)- how she even got in there I dont know, but she did. I heard this crazy scratching and followed the noise to the corner cabinet in the kitchen..open it up, there she is!
Bunny is such a pussy anyways - she just runs and hides wherever she can.
Poboy is loud as hell. He's always been vocal, but good lord! (he fell off a balcony in Nola when he was a kitten and we think he's brain damaged) Both sis and I were ready to duct tape his trap shut yesterday! OH, and he's already ripped off half of the cat door from the kitchen to the garage where the litter boxes are!
Oh, and Pickle desperately wants in the basement - she keeps pawing at the door, claws out of course, trying to get in there....and making that wierd ass Star Wars "ton ton" noise she makes!
Oh and yesterday Gus felt it was necessary to climb the fishing net on the wall in the computer room - more than once...and hang from it until I busted him!
Of course, there's the typical 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT A RE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" from my cats to hers...hissing, growling, fighting for laps...Gus didnt eat for 2 days - finally I put some salmon juice on his food and he ate!
UGH...this is so nuts!!!
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