Prized Possession..MISSING!!!

Son of a bitch..I'm alone in the house tonight and thought I'd have some..err.."fun"....I CANT FUCKING FIND MY VIBRATOR! I've had to start hiding it since I don't live alone now, but I'll be damned if it's where I've been putting it!!!! where in the hell could it have gone!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!